MOS Crew Talent Show

A call to Room Service

Room Service:
"Morny. Ruin sorbees"

Guest:
"Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service"

Room Service:
"Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"

Guest:
"Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"

Room Service:
"Ow July den?"

Guest:
"What??"

Room Service:
"Ow July den?...pry,boy, pooch?"

Guest:
"Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."

Room Service:
"Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"

Guest:
"Crisp will be fine."

Room Service:
"Hokay. An San toes?"

Guest:
"What???"

Room Service:
"San toes. July San toes?"

Guest:
"Uhh... I don't think so"

Room Service:
"No? Judo one toes??"

Guest:
"I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes' means."

Room Service:
"Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?"

Guest:
"Oh, English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine." Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

Room Service:
"We bother?"

Guest:
"No. Just put the bother on the side."

Room Service:
"Wad?"

Guest:
"I mean butter...just put it on the side."

Room Service:
"Copy?"

Guest:
"Sorry???"

Room Service:
"Copy...tea...mill?"

Guest:
"Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."

Room Service:
"One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??"

Guest:
"Whatever you say."

Room Service:
"Tendjewberrymud."

Guest:
"You're welcome."