There once was a cool bunch of cruisers Who, fed up with whiney-face losers, Created a thread With fake problems instead And came up with some absolute doozers But in reading through page after page I learn that it's now all the rage To use condiment themes For the Cruise of our dreams And so mustard now takes center stage Although I must sadly admit I don't know how well I would fit On a mustard-themed cruise Since it's mayo I choose I have greatly enjoyed all your wit by La croisiere s´amuse		A tribute... A cruiser once posted his notion Of pleasantly sailing the ocean Free of those who would whine At his favorite cruise line Never knowing what he set in motion His thread grew and grew Splitting posters in two Between those who did, and did not get it Ten reasons gave rise To enormous thread size And a mustard hued ship to his credit And thus our OP became Captain With staff and crew ready for action Come aboard, have much fun Real complaining's not done Or the cannon will cause your extraction by Singlmom

Special Thanks goes to our honored WGIG Charter Member Catsnvegas - Cheryle.
She had the initial ideas for this website and created most of the content.