The Official MOS Glossary of Critical Crews Cruise Terms

	Pheeweeeehooooooooo:	MOS Important Announcement Alert
	Bar Exam:	Required reconnaissance; performed by one or more crewmembers under the direction of Wrona
	WWWHHHOOOOAAAAMMMMMPPPPFFFFF:	One blast of ship’s horn
	Bendover:	Position for obnoxious co-worker when cannon is blasted
	XQ’s:	Excuses
	Gorked:	Medicated
	WWD:	wailing with delight
	HATM:	howling at the moon
	BUAS:	Barking up a storm
	CMTLAWD:	chasing my tail like a wild dog