AMīs (Anonymous Mustarholics)

Hello, my name is Cindy.......and......well, I'm a Mustarholic! I've been addicted to Mustard as far back as I can remember. In fact, I think it was my Mother who first got me started on Mustard. Before I could even think for myself, she was smothering my hotdog (mind out of the gutter WOG!) with Mustard. I didn't even know what ketchup was - it wasn't an option in our house. And so the story goes, I couldn't go a day without the yellow stuff and my appetite for it grew and grew! My quest to find new foods that compliment mustard has affected my job, my loved ones, and yes, even the cruise-line I use! I'm proud of who I am and want to share my addiction other Mustarholics worldwide. Thank you!

ACH (Anonymous Chair Hogs)

Okay, I will admit this because it seems like we are all becoming friends, and I sincerely hope that you will allow me to remain in your circle.

My name is Michelle, and I was once a chair hog.

I feel better now, I am going to try to go find Captain Speaking and admit my moment of weakness to him, hopefully he will forgive me and allow me to cruise again.

Cruise Addict Addendum

Michuck:

Those cruiseship balconies have gotten us thinking about moving to a different cabin, er, um, apartment - went out on our balcony, looked down, and there's an obstruction - I can't see the water!! I have to look straight out and then I can see it.....and, we can't hanky panky out on our balcony like we do on our cruises - there are no dividers betweeen balconies at home, and my neighbors can see! So, I think we should either get a refund on our mortgage, or the bank should pay to have dividers put up.....



boatbunny:

I used to be a mortgage loan officer (up until 4 mos ago!), your bank must t have overlooked the "Cruise Addict Addendum" that should have been put on your mortgage, it's a common problem in the banking community these days. It requires any lender who secures a property owned by one or more cruise addicts to have privacy walls put up around their deck. There are also a few other requirements that go along with this addendum. One of them is the ability to skip two payments a year, one when you make your reservation deposit and the second when you send in final payment. So, contact your loan officer and and request that they add this addendum. If they are unwilling, contact your State Banking Commissioner and report them. It's a federal requirement like when they asked every personal question they could when taking your application, they can get it a lot of trouble if they don't comply.

APīs (Anonymous Pollaholics or is it Poleahollics)

Hello everyone, my name is Cindy and I am a pollaholic! When I wake up in the morning, I get on the internet and check the latest poll results. I have covered my walls with past polls and even find myself lurking on other polls just to satisfy this poll-passion. I am elated when my telephone rings and the person at the other end asks, "do you have a few minutes to answer some questions"? I can't seem to answer enough poll questions before I become anxious and eager for yet another poll to come my way. I dream about the questions, the possible answers, and the final results. I'm glad I have found a support group like you that understands my addition and can hopefully help me lead a productive life that is not poll-dependent. Thank you!


I too may be a poleaholic even though I usually don't wake up in the morning thinking about them. I do sometimes lurk around the poles but I have never had any phone calls regarding them. However, I am also eager and anxious regarding such activities and find them interesting but I do not think of myself as a poleaholic, oh, wait, hmmmm, is pole the same as poll. Ah, let me get back to you on this while I do some more studying on this matter. - Randy -


Cindy & Randy I am proud of you both for admitting that you are pollaholics. It was very brave of you to make this announcement. Hopefully you will be on your way to a recovery. By the way what is the best way for recovery is it
1) pole dance
2) Avoid polling booths
3) Drink and stuff the polls
Perhaps all recovering pollaholics could let us know by indicating their choice. - EJ -